"Do you have a wife?"

Uncle Philip is visiting. Philip is a friend of Andrew's, a dear brother in the Lord who just finished college. He came for supper tonight. The past few times he has visited, Phinehas has asked him, "Do you have a wife?" Here is how the questions came tonight:

Phin: "Do you have a wife?"

Philip: "No."

Phin: "Why?"

Philip: "Well, I just don't right now."

Phin: "You should get one."

Philip: "Oh. I should? How?"

Phin: "You can catch it!"

Philip: (laughing) "That would be wild!"

Phin: "Yeah, and you can tie it up with a rope like a cowboy!!"

Fortunately, we have a bit more than a decade to change Phin's wife hunting philosophy!